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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

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Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid:Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult:YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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