241,933 notes • 11:40 AM

speedwag:

i played a video game once and now im gay and i kill people

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" Love is trusting someone enough to tell them what’s really bothering you. "
by How I Met Your Mother (via surendranauth)

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House phone:*rings*
Me:nah
43,889 notes • 8:25 AM

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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the year according to tumblr
january:post halloween candy hangover
feburuary:couples halloween
march:almost halloween
april:almost halloween
may:almost halloween
june:almost halloween
july:almost halloween
august:almost halloween
september:basically halloween
october:HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november:still halloween
december:halloween for jesus

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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